As I am sure I don't need to tell you, a great way of killing time at your employer's expense is to browse Wikipedia.

However, this massive database of trivia is not all-encompassing, because Massacre for Boys is but a "page not found".

There is a link to Walking Wounded from the Eagles Awards page but so far no one has done anything with it so there's nothing to see at:

Walking Wounded on Wikipedia

Clearly modesty (also, house rules) forbids me from creating the page myself, but if anyone else would like do it I'd be more than delighted. If you do decide to do the sum total of human knowledge a favour and add some info here, why not make it more interesting by working in a song title or two into the text?

Oh and if you do ever get bored of surfing Wikipedia, I can heartily recommend Garbled Communications as a a great source of online entertainment. Massacre's friend Alex Finch has just revived this cult site after a two-year absence, and it's better than ever so you should probably click the link right now!